Alex does not make the kind of art girls like. He is not a ‘struggling’ artist. His bed has legs. His car has windscreen wipers. No need to romanticise ladies. He is not the dude who lives above a pie shop that can write you a song about your tits on his nose flute. But you know what is? A dude that can pay for his own taxi. See, Alex makes websites. He made this website. And yeah sure, we paid him peanuts. But one day Alex will be making websites for actual successful people. Understand this ladies, scurvy is not as sexy as it sounds. But you know what is? Financial stability.